NO BLANKETS ALLOWED
BLANKETS KILL GRASS
Killjoy, man! Way to harsh my mellow. I just wanted to lie out in the park. I mean, thanks for giving me a reason why, but did you have to be so blunt? How about: “Blankets Hurt Grass.” I’d feel a lot better about that.
Spotted at Washington Market Park in TriBeCa.









Harsh your mellow? Who are you, Wavy Gravy? Get back to the 21st century!